{"title":"DESCENDENTS","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"descendents-9th-and-walnut-lp","title":"DESCENDENTS '9TH AND WALNUT' LP","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLABEL: EPITATH\u003cbr\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: 12\/3\/2021\u003cbr\u003eALBUM RELEASE DATE: 7\/23\/2021\u003cbr\u003eVARIANT: BLACK VINYL LP\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFormed in L.A.'s South Bay in 1978, Descendents began as a power trio featuring bassist Tony Lombardo, drummer Bill Stevenson, and guitarist Frank Navetta. The band recruited vocalist Milo Aukerman in 1980 and began establishing themselves as major players in the Southern California Punk movement. Over the years, the band has sustained a potent chemistry and shared vision, further cementing them as punk legends. In 2002, the original four-piece lineup - Frank Navetta, Tony Lombardo, Bill Stevenson, and Milo Aukerman - got back into the studio to finally record their first-ever songs. The songs were written by the band from 1977 through 1980, before recording the Fat EP (1981) and the Milo Goes to College LP (1982). Put simply, this is the Descendents' earliest material, representing a \"lost\" pre-MGTC album. Most of these songs have not been heard-until now. Every element of Descendents' genre-creating sound is here: Stevenson's hyper-caffeinated surf-beats, Lombardo's intrepid bass, Navetta's crunching attack, Aukerman's impassioned, infinitely relatable singing-and all those great melodies and harmonies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTRACKLIST\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n Sailors' Choice\u003cbr\u003e2 Crepe Suzette\u003cbr\u003e3 You Make Me Sick\u003cbr\u003e4 Lullaby\u003cbr\u003e5 Nightage\u003cbr\u003e6 Baby Doncha Know\u003cbr\u003e7 Tired of Being Tired\u003cbr\u003e8 I'm Shaky\u003cbr\u003e9 Grudge\u003cbr\u003e10 Mohicans\u003cbr\u003e11 Like the Way I Know\u003cbr\u003e12 It's a Hectic World\u003cbr\u003e13 To Remember\u003cbr\u003e14 Yore Disgusting\u003cbr\u003e15 It's My Hair\u003cbr\u003e16 I Need Some\u003cbr\u003e17 Ride the Wild\u003cbr\u003e18 Glad All Over\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"AEC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42773694939196,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-9TH-AND-WALNUT-LP","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/4427\/7308\/files\/437cb18deac694c12145b1f79d9ad5a6.jpg?v=1771538846"},{"product_id":"descendents-everything-sucks-lp","title":"DESCENDENTS 'EVERYTHING SUCKS' LP","description":"\u003cp\u003eLABEL: EPITAPH\u003cbr\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e9\/24\/1996\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eALBUM RELEASE DATE: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e9\/24\/1996\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVARIANT: BLACK VINYL LP\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEverything Sucks is the fifth studio album by American punk rock band the Descendents, released in 1996 through Epitaph Records. It was their first album of new studio material since 1987's All, after which singer Milo Aukerman had left the band to pursue a career in biochemistry. The remaining members (bassist Karl Alvarez, guitarist Stephen Egerton, and drummer Bill Stevenson) had changed the band's name to All and released eight albums between 1988 and 1995 with singers Dave Smalley, Scott Reynolds, and Chad Price. When Aukerman decided to return to music the group chose to operate as two acts simultaneously, playing with Aukerman as the Descendents and with Price as All.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AEC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42773724168252,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-EVERYTHING-SUCKS-LP-8115","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/4427\/7308\/files\/135129_762d5358-be46-4a01-8521-f54a92774726.jpg?v=1746054236"},{"product_id":"descendents-hypercaffium-spazzinate-lp","title":"DESCENDENTS 'HYPERCAFFIUM SPAZZINATE' LP","description":"\u003cp\u003eLABEL: Epitaph\u003cbr\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e7\/29\/2016\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eORIGINAL RELEASE DATE: 2016\u003cbr\u003eVARIANT: Black Vinyl LP\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDescendents' first Epitaph release since Everything Sucks in 1996, Hypercaffium Spazzinate, began taking shape after the band ended an extended hiatus to play live in 2010. Though still tight, they lived apart: singer Milo Aukerman - whose cartoon rendering famously serves as the band's logo - was now living in Delaware, bassist Karl Alvarez and founder and drummer Bill Stevenson were in Colorado, and guitarist Stephen Egerton had settled in Oklahoma. So the album came to life over three years as the band sent tracks back and forth, occasionally meeting up in Karl and Bill's adopted hometown of Fort Collins. Adopting such a protracted process meant not having to rush things, allowing for some of their sharpest songwriting yet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AEC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42773760704572,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-HYPERCAFFIUM-SPAZZINATE-LP-4611","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/4427\/7308\/files\/3398274_779b073c-ae5b-44c3-80f8-2eb2c86fb322.jpg?v=1746054239"},{"product_id":"descendents-milo-goes-to-college-lp-punk-note-edition","title":"DESCENDENTS'MILO GOES TO COLLEGE' LP (Punk Note Edition)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\" class=\"ui-provider gt b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ab ac ae af ag ah ai aj ak\"\u003eLABEL: ORG MUSIC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: 09\/19\/2025\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eORIGINAL RELEASE DATE: 09\/04\/1982\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eVARIANT: Black Vinyl LP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Milo Goes to College\" is the debut studio album by the American punk rock band Descendents, released in 1982. The album's title and cover art, featuring a caricature of lead singer Milo Aukerman, reference his decision to leave the band to attend college. Musically, the album is known for its blend of hardcore punk energy with catchy melodies and introspective lyrics, influencing the development of pop-punk. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis “Punk Note” edition comes with alternate packaging artwork from designer John Yates (Stealworks). The artwork is a nod to Reid Miles and Francis Wolff, and their amazing work at the Blue Note label. 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WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIMIT QUANTITIES ORDERED OF THIS TITLE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SECRETLY DISTRO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43360204357692,"sku":"DESCENDENTS-MILO-GOES-TO-COLLEGE-LP-3614","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/4427\/7308\/files\/ORGM-2330-PN_1800x1800_629bea2f-5d8a-4edb-8333-7b0dfe45ceab.jpg?v=1753844060"},{"product_id":"descendents-milo-evrything-sucks-7-vinyl-figure","title":"DESCENDENTS MILO 'EVRYTHING SUCKS' 7\" VINYL FIGURE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eExpected to ship JUNE 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMilo from DESCENDENTS 7\" vinyl figure comes packaged in a clear bag with a header card and \u003cstrong\u003eseven accessories!.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper Limited and available for a limited time only. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t miss out—order your Milo today! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Encore Toy Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43425709490236,"sku":"DESCENDENTS MILO-EVRYTHING-SUCKS-7INCH- VINYL-FIGURE-","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/4427\/7308\/files\/MiloFigure_large_f419b026-b0a5-4154-b844-48f9aada16f1.png?v=1755717707"},{"product_id":"descendents-i-dont-want-to-grow-up-lp-exclusive-limited-to-500-ocean-vinyl","title":"DESCENDENTS 'I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP' LP - EXCLUSIVE - LTD. 500 - OCEAN","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ui-provider gt b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ab ac ae af ag ah ai aj ak\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLABEL: ORG MUSIC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVINYL RELEASE DATE: 11\/21\/2025\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eORIGINAL RELEASE DATE: 05\/15\/1985\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"ltr\"\u003eVARIANT: Ocean Vinyl LP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-12 px-3 py-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-tns-c15-16\"\u003eArriving three years after they burst on to the scene with their iconic debut, Descendents’ I Don’t Want To Grow Up was originally released on D. Boon and Mike Watt’s New Alliance Records. The album was recorded after vocalist Milo Aukerman returned from college, and is the first of two Descendents releases to feature guitarist Ray Cooper. It found the band leaning even harder into their penchant for irresistible melodies, often with a much brighter sound than what could be found on Milo Goes To College. This sonic evolution helped the band evade falling into a sophomore slump, and only strengthened their already-cemented legacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-tns-c15-16\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis exclusive LP vinyl variant is on “Ocean” and limited to only 500 copies. O\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003erder yours today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Descendents\u003cbr\u003e2. I Don't Want To Grow Up\u003cbr\u003e3. Pervert\u003cbr\u003e4. 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Boon and Mike Watt’s New Alliance Records. The album was recorded after vocalist Milo Aukerman returned from college, and is the first of two Descendents releases to feature guitarist Ray Cooper. It found the band leaning even harder into their penchant for irresistible melodies, often with a much brighter sound than what could be found on Milo Goes To College. This sonic evolution helped the band evade falling into a sophomore slump, and only strengthened their already-cemented legacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Descendents\u003cbr\u003e2. I Don't Want To Grow Up\u003cbr\u003e3. Pervert\u003cbr\u003e4. Rockstar\u003cbr\u003e5. No FB\u003cbr\u003e6. Can't Go Back\u003cbr\u003e7. GCF\u003cbr\u003e8. My World\u003cbr\u003e9. Theme\u003cbr\u003e10. Silly Girl\u003cbr\u003e11. In Love This Way\u003cbr\u003e12. 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Boon and Mike Watt’s New Alliance Records. The album was recorded after vocalist Milo Aukerman returned from college, and is the first of two Descendents releases to feature guitarist Ray Cooper. It found the band leaning even harder into their penchant for irresistible melodies, often with a much brighter sound than what could be found on Milo Goes To College. This sonic evolution helped the band evade falling into a sophomore slump, and only strengthened their already-cemented legacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Descendents\u003cbr\u003e2. I Don't Want To Grow Up\u003cbr\u003e3. Pervert\u003cbr\u003e4. Rockstar\u003cbr\u003e5. No FB\u003cbr\u003e6. Can't Go Back\u003cbr\u003e7. GCF\u003cbr\u003e8. My World\u003cbr\u003e9. Theme\u003cbr\u003e10. Silly Girl\u003cbr\u003e11. In Love This Way\u003cbr\u003e12. 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It features hallmark tracks such as “I’m Not a Loser,” “Silly Girl,” and “Coolidge,” among others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI'm Not a Loser\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilly Girl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Wanna Be a Bear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeinerschnitzel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Don't Want To Grow Up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWendy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet the Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDescendents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMyage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Dad Sucks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuburban Home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. 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Dubbed the “FinALL” Tour, it was the last set of dates before the group disbanded so vocalist Milo Aukerman could pursue a graduate degree in biochemistry. Per drummer Bill Stevenson, the release served as a sort of best-of compilation and document of their raw, high energy live show. It features hallmark tracks such as “I’m Not a Loser,” “Silly Girl,” and “Coolidge,” among others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI'm Not a Loser\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilly Girl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Wanna Be a Bear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeinerschnitzel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI Don't Want To Grow Up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWendy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet the Time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDescendents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMyage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Dad Sucks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuburban Home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. SHIP DATES MAY CHANGE. 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Released in 1987, the record marked the introduction of both bassist Karl Alvarez and guitarist Stephen Egerton, whose arrival brought fresh melodic ideas and more complex instrumentation to the band through their democratic songwriting process. The album takes its title from the concept of “All” (achieving the “total extent”), coined by Bill Stevenson and his friend Pat McCuistion. All would prove to be the final studio album of the band’s original run, and its title would carry forward as the name of the group’s next chapter without singer Milo Aukerman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo, All!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCameage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImpressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIceman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJealous of the World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePep Talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchizophrenia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUranus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. 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Released in 1987, the record marked the introduction of both bassist Karl Alvarez and guitarist Stephen Egerton, whose arrival brought fresh melodic ideas and more complex instrumentation to the band through their democratic songwriting process. The album takes its title from the concept of “All” (achieving the “total extent”), coined by Bill Stevenson and his friend Pat McCuistion. All would prove to be the final studio album of the band’s original run, and its title would carry forward as the name of the group’s next chapter without singer Milo Aukerman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo, All!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCameage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImpressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIceman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJealous of the World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePep Talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchizophrenia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUranus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. 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Released in 1987, the record marked the introduction of both bassist Karl Alvarez and guitarist Stephen Egerton, whose arrival brought fresh melodic ideas and more complex instrumentation to the band through their democratic songwriting process. The album takes its title from the concept of “All” (achieving the “total extent”), coined by Bill Stevenson and his friend Pat McCuistion. All would prove to be the final studio album of the band’s original run, and its title would carry forward as the name of the group’s next chapter without singer Milo Aukerman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRACKLIST:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide A\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoolidge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo, All!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCameage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eImpressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIceman\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJealous of the World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide B\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Sheets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePep Talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-O-Gistics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSchizophrenia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUranus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003ePRODUCTS MAY VARY FROM MOCK-UP. SHIP DATES MAY CHANGE. 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Dubbed the “FinALL” Tour, it was the last set of dates before the group disbanded so vocalist Milo Aukerman could pursue a graduate degree in biochemistry. Per drummer Bill Stevenson, the release served as a sort of best-of compilation and document of their raw, high energy live show. It features hallmark tracks such as “I’m Not a Loser,” “Silly Girl,” and “Coolidge,” among others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThis variant is on \"Slimeage\" vinyl and limited to only 300 copies. Each copy is individually hand-poured and completely unique. Colors and patterns will vary, sometimes significantly, and the final record may look different from the mock-up shown. 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